The Al-Sha'ab of Empire of Dabiristan is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Ayatollah Khomeini with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.599 billion Dabiristani's are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maham. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Dabiristani economy, worth a remarkable 1,667 trillion Zaids a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 193,921 Zaids, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The housing market has collapsed like an overbaked Brancalandian souffle, Ayatollah Khomeini's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, the studies of art and philosophy are banned, and citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Empire of Dabiristan's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Shia Islam.

Empire of Dabiristan is ranked 1,708^th in the world and 38^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 151.09 law-abiding acts per hour.