The Epic Commonwealth of Roissyland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Master-General Will Powers with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 23.81 billion Roissylandians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hope. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Roissylandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,638 trillion Pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 152,823 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, army rations are served on silver platters, and one can wake up in Roissyland and have breakfast in Bigtopia. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roissyland's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Undeclared.

Roissyland is ranked 3,028^th in the world and 70^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 130.39 law-abiding acts per hour.