The United States of Luccannianna is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lucca with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 1.882 billion Luccanniannans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luca. The average income tax rate is 72.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Luccanniannan economy, worth 222 trillion Luccânios a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,167 Luccânios, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Luccannianna, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, edutainment video games are taking Luccannianna's students to the next level, and blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Luccannianna's national animal is the Lucans, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lucario.

Luccannianna is ranked 24,765^th in the world and 488^th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,169.71 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.