The Magical Kingdom of Newer Calisota is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, digital currency, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 546 million Calisothians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Duckburg. The average income tax rate is 42.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Newer Calisotan economy, worth 24.7 trillion Disnelics a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 45,276 Disnelics, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Newer Calisota, and soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newer Calisota's national animal is the Sea Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Newer Calisota is ranked 155,895^th in the world and 2,736^th in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 336.68 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.