The Republic of Azosd is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Quano Zalan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.008 billion Azosdians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Izova. The average income tax rate is 17.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Azosdian economy, worth 515 trillion Kazoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 171,214 Kazoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist, Quano Zalan reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, and signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Azosd's national animal is the Zokor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Azosd is ranked 21,944^th in the world and 477^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 88.3 law-abiding acts per hour.