The Empire of Angelolindao is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working population of 210 million Angelolindaoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 10.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Angelolindaoan economy, worth 12.1 trillion angeloes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,813 angeloes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption, and government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Angelolindao's national animal is the Capivara.

Angelolindao is ranked 133,941^st in the world and 672^nd in Europeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.47 law-abiding acts per hour.