The Republic of Bolshelviks Union is a very large, genial nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 111 million Unionians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 9.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Bolshelviks Unionian economy, worth 7.25 trillion Russoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,344 Russoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, and public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Bolshelviks Union's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bolshelviks Union is ranked 225,050^th in the world and 4,058^th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5.66 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.