The Democratic Socialist State of Cachard Calia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Jane Fisher with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.415 billion Cachard Calians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lesbiana. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Cachard Calian economy, worth 646 trillion gaylis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 189,442 gaylis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sections of the police receive paramilitary training, frat-house partying has become the national pastime, the comic book series 'Jane Fisher and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, and the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cachard Calia's national animal is the Queer Democratic Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Cachard Calia is ranked 4,535^th in the world and 12^th in Gay for Lowest Crime Rates, with 119.15 law-abiding acts per hour.