The Bakery of Gender rolls is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Party Buns with a fair hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, state-planned economy, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.394 billion Gender Rollsians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Bakery. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Gender rollsian economy, worth a remarkable 4,341 trillion Buttered Rolls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 236,035 Buttered Rolls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, "Idol-Worship for the Apathetic" workshops are cancelled when no-one bothers to show up, and a passport is literally priceless. Crime is totally unknown. Gender rolls's national animal is the Garlic Knot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Great Bun in the Sky.

Gender rolls is ranked 3,442^nd in the world and 9^th in Gay for Lowest Crime Rates, with 126.25 law-abiding acts per hour.