The United Kingdom of Western Weassey is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Zorch with an even hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 11.595 billion Western Weasseans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Redwike. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Western Weasseyian economy, worth a remarkable 3,578 trillion Wolf Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 308,609 Wolf Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to King Zorch's wardrobe, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high, and most of the population has had bad experiences with hoes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Western Weassey's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Western Weassey is ranked 2,447^th in the world and 6^th in Gay for Lowest Crime Rates, with 137.28 law-abiding acts per hour.