The Federal Republic of Cutias is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Marcus Nery with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, vat-grown people, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 4.857 billion Cutiasians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paca Tatu. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cutiasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,054 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 217,079 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Weight loss clubs that guarantee losing a stone a month are talking about misplacing rocks, a sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, and Marcus Nery is called 'Patches' at international summits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cutias's national animal is the Cutia, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnostics.

Cutias is ranked 8,918^th in the world and 62^nd in Europeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 103.39 law-abiding acts per hour.