Population | 11.631 billion |
Capital | Mordecai |
Leader | Nijchhōh I |
Faith | Math |
Currency | cryptos |
Animal | ass |
The Awkward Adages of Geektopia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Nijchhōh I with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory vegetarianism, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 11.631 billion Kwandoites are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mordecai. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Geektopian economy, worth a remarkable 4,306 trillion cryptos a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 370,256 cryptos, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.
Dessert dishes make up the Geektopian breakfast menu, a popular artist is claiming that a raw steak with a dog turd on it is a portrait of Nijchhōh I, the nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books, and selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geektopia's national animal is the ass, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Math.
Geektopia is ranked 3,310th in the world and 27th in Europeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 127.7 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Geektopia, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork.
- : Following new legislation in Geektopia, the nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books.
- : Following new legislation in Geektopia, a popular artist is claiming that a raw steak with a dog turd on it is a portrait of Nijchhōh I.
- : Following new legislation in Geektopia, dessert dishes make up the Geektopian breakfast menu.
- : Following new legislation in Geektopia, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups.
- : Following new legislation in Geektopia, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
- : Following new legislation in Geektopia, it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise.
- : Following new legislation in Geektopia, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
- : Following new legislation in Geektopia, when you fly on Air Geektopia you win a seat or you die.
- : Following new legislation in Geektopia, hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region.
World Assembly
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