Population | 20.496 billion |
Capital | Goobla |
Leader | The Chosen One |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | Gooble |
Animal | Hyena |
The Inestimably Holy Empire of Gooblaria is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Chosen One with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 20.496 billion Gooblarians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goobla. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Gooblarian economy, worth a remarkable 7,935 trillion Goobles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 387,173 Goobles, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,904,551 per year while the poor average 44,945, a ratio of 42.4 to 1.
Boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers, online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas, 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive, and conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies. Crime is totally unknown. Gooblaria's national animal is the Hyena, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.
Gooblaria is ranked 293,868th in the world and 1,266th in Europeia for Nicest Citizens, with 0.08 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Gooblaria was endorsed by The Disputed Territories of Empire of Caldrasa.
- : Following new legislation in Gooblaria, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies.
- : Following new legislation in Gooblaria, 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive.
- : Following new legislation in Gooblaria, online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas.
- : Following new legislation in Gooblaria, boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers.
- : Following new legislation in Gooblaria, people all over Gooblaria are dying of 'Mad Hyena Disease'.
- : Gooblaria endorsed The People's Republic of Wolfsgrad.
- : Gooblaria was endorsed by The People's Republic of Wolfsgrad.
- : Gooblaria was endorsed by The Rapping Sensation of PhDre.
- : Gooblaria was endorsed by The Socialist Powerhouse of Name 0.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 22 » Mousebumples, Katkasistan, Awesomepotomia, Dat Countreh, Cato2, Old Aweic Wirs, Pland Adanna, Estingberg, Elaeria, Nova Angelus, P0ptr0pica, The State of New Braiden, EAsprts, Abardis, Terraustra, Aevana, Grande pudimland, Lime82, UPC, PhDre, Wolfsgrad, and Empire of Caldrasa.