The Empire of Destnny is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Your Lord and Savior Destny with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.141 billion Destnnyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Laikania. The average income tax rate is 91.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Destnnyian economy, worth 820 trillion laikoins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 261,214 laikoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

The face of Your Lord and Savior Destny is a permanent feature of the Laikania skyline, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, foreign leaders who don't applaud Your Lord and Savior Destny's speeches are regarded as enemies of Destnny, and workers have their fruitcake and eat it too. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Destnny's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Laika.

Destnny is ranked 47,041^st in the world and 603^rd in the West Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 702.09 pounds of wildlife per square mile.