Population | 1.032 billion |
Capital | Kabristan |
Leader | Kabir |
Currency | Euro |
Animal | Golden Eagle |
The Federation of Kabirstan is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kabir with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.032 billion Kabirstanis hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kabristan. The average income tax rate is 58.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Kabirstani economy, worth 157 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 152,288 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
The default state for Kabirstan is default, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, cheap goods stamped "Made In Dàguó" are increasingly rare, and military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kabirstan's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Kabirstan is ranked 262,450th in the world and 3,719th in the West Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 0.86 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kabirstan, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives.
- : Following new legislation in Kabirstan, cheap goods stamped "Made In Dàguó" are increasingly rare.
- : Following new legislation in Kabirstan, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
- : Following new legislation in Kabirstan, the default state for Kabirstan is default.
- : Following new legislation in Kabirstan, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating.
- : Following new legislation in Kabirstan, tourists are duped into trimming hedges for the horsy-set.
- : Following new legislation in Kabirstan, bus shelters seem to be designed to let rain in.
- : Following new legislation in Kabirstan, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold.
- : Following new legislation in Kabirstan, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one.
- : Following new legislation in Kabirstan, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners.
World Assembly
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