The Thriving Technocracy of Farophlosia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by El Faro with an even hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, anti-smoking policies, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate population of 6.345 billion Farophlosians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Faro City. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Farophlosian economy, worth a remarkable 1,167 trillion Faros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 184,048 Faros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from El Faro's throne, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Farophlosian lands, and traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Farophlosia's national animal is the Axolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Null.

Farophlosia is ranked 152,031^st in the world and 1,920^th in the West Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 404.1 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.