Population | 7.904 billion |
Capital | Suva |
Leader | Eternal Crown Chief Kamaui XVII |
Faith | Cult of the Crown Chief |
Currency | Taara Karauna Mokiwa |
Animal | Banded Iguana |
The Crown Chiefdom of Fiji and Polynesia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Eternal Crown Chief Kamaui XVII with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, avowedly heterosexual populace, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.904 billion Fijian-Polynesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suva. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Fijian-Polynesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,204 trillion Taara Karauna Mokiwas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 278,880 Taara Karauna Mokiwas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 797,311 per year while the poor average 77,697, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.
It's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing, island residents must resort to canoes and sailboats to get to work, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, and actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fiji and Polynesia's national animal is the Banded Iguana, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of the Crown Chief.
Fiji and Polynesia is ranked 2,018th in the world and 23rd in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 8,460.24 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Fiji and Polynesia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic and the Top 5% for Most World Assembly Endorsements, Most Developed, Highest Wealthy Incomes, and Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Fiji and Polynesia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Fiji and Polynesia was endorsed by The Kingdom of Vussul.
- : Fiji and Polynesia was endorsed by The Eutopia of Evrigenis.
- : Fiji and Polynesia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Fiji and Polynesia was endorsed by The Federation of Romanoddle Republic.
- : Fiji and Polynesia was endorsed by The Disputed Territories of Gem.
- : Fiji and Polynesia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Fiji and Polynesia endorsed The Kingdom of Konyai.
- : Fiji and Polynesia endorsed The Holy Potato Democracy of Hieggary.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 33 » East Malaysia, Marrabuk, Troc, Hunterdon, Hieggary, Axdel, La Xinga, Aivintis, Verconia, Central Snowia, Evdon, Empire of Dabiristan, Hizuru, Dremaur, New Leganes, Pondingonia, Merlovich, Vaskeden, Khusja, Novosejia, Stellar Colonies, Atrocha, A mean old man, Roissyland, Konyai, Grimmerdhore, Zukchiva, Kyrisland, Arleat, Gem, Romanoddle Republic, Evrigenis, and Vussul.