The National-Socialist State of Central Snowia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Matej Novak with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, flagrant waste-dumping, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 4.227 billion Central Snowians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Snoxes. The average income tax rate is 76.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Central Snowian economy, worth 570 trillion Snowish Denariis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,012 Snowish Denariis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty, prank shows are so hot right now, the nation is famous for bravely sending wave after wave of its soldiers until the enemy runs out of bullets, and corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Central Snowia's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Central Snowia is ranked 215,014^th in the world and 3,890^th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -4.84 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.