The Theocracy of Xatu the Great is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 8.23 billion Xatu the Greatians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Healthcare, although Education, Environment, and Defense are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 63.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Xatu the Greatian economy, worth 271 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 32,980 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, and both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xatu the Great's national animal is the Zebra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Xatu the Great is ranked 77,426^th in the world and 74^th in Gay for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.04 law-abiding acts per hour.