The Federal Republic of Gorloc is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Colt Bleeder with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, unlimited-speed roads, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.358 billion Gorlocians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trinity Point. The average income tax rate is 54.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Gorlocian economy, worth 526 trillion GDS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 156,716 GDS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, biotech companies are fined if their jumbled genetic sequences look too familiar, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population, and the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gorloc's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Gorloc is ranked 154,961^st in the world and 2,897^th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 583.41 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.