The Galactic kingdom of Tassirion is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Triolan with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, smutty television, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.541 billion Tassirionians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Tassirionian economy, worth a remarkable 2,196 trillion Golds a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 257,209 Golds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,690,306 per year while the poor average 15,270, a ratio of 110 to 1.

Large areas of Tassirion are not accessible by the public, immigrant herding has become a national pastime, people are turning themselves into worm food, and parents dread their examinations more than their children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tassirion's national animal is the Void Husky, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tassirion is ranked 207,016^th in the world and 3,768^th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -4.24 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.