The Queendom of Hasaeng is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jung with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 11.777 billion Hasaengians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 생동. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Hasaengian economy, worth a remarkable 2,774 trillion Nyangs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 235,585 Nyangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jung accepted United Federation theatrical awards for Best Writer and Best Actress on behalf of the absent recipients, citizens must inform the government each time they have a haircut, the world still seems flat to some people in space, and romantic sunsets are no longer interrupted by explosions and monstrous roars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hasaeng's national animal is the Blue Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Hasaeng is ranked 285,294^th in the world and 294^th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Most Primitive, scoring -436.19 on the Scary Big Number Scale.