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Most Secular: 5,101stHighest Drug Use: 5,379thMost Pacifist: 10,214th
The Community of
Left-wing Utopia
Absolute power corrupts absolutely
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Superb

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Huo Rage Ham

Population169 million

Currencystuff
AnimalBear

The Community of Huo Rage Ham is a very large, genial nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 169 million Huo Rage Hamians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 66.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Huo Rage Hamian economy, worth 4.81 trillion stuffs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 28,476 stuffs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political candidates recite daily pledges of loyalty to their chosen party, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs, and park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Huo Rage Ham's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Huo Rage Ham is ranked 18,601st in the world and 459th in The East Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 23.56 average smiles per day.

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Most Secular: 5,101stHighest Drug Use: 5,379thMost Pacifist: 10,214thMost Income Equality: 12,508thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 18,059thNicest Citizens: 18,601stSafest: 19,527thMost Cultured: 26,510thMost Rebellious Youth: 27,410th
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Highest Drug Use: 62nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 228th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 274th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 414th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 449th in the regionNicest Citizens: 459th in the regionSafest: 503rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Huo Rage Ham, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.
  • : Huo Rage Ham was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use and the Top 10% for Most Cultured, Most Inclusive, Most Rebellious Youth, and Highest Food Quality.
  • : Huo Rage Ham voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Pre-Packaged Food Labels".
  • : Huo Rage Ham voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Pre-Packaged Food Labels".
  • : Following new legislation in Huo Rage Ham, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs.
  • : Huo Rage Ham was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in Huo Rage Ham, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally.
  • : Following new legislation in Huo Rage Ham, political candidates recite daily pledges of loyalty to their chosen party.
  • : Following new legislation in Huo Rage Ham, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
  • : Following new legislation in Huo Rage Ham, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers.

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