Population | 3.322 billion |
Capital | The Imperial City |
Leader | High Honorable Sad Onion |
Faith | Imperialism |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Cat |
The Armed Republic of NewImperia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by High Honorable Sad Onion with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.322 billion NewImperians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Imperial City. The average income tax rate is 76.9%.
The frighteningly efficient NewImperian economy, worth 369 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 111,253 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
T-shirts displaying a photo of High Honorable Sad Onion performing the Full-Monty are selling out, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low, third world countries are rich in "I Love The Imperial City" t-shirts, and immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NewImperia's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Imperialism.
NewImperia is ranked 237,606th in the world and 4,294th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.63 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : NewImperia was endorsed by The Kingdom of Hunterdon.
- : NewImperia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and Most Influential and the Top 10% for Most Developed and Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : NewImperia was endorsed by The Empire of Zanithia.
- : NewImperia was endorsed by The Kingdom of Vussul.
- : NewImperia endorsed The Republic of The 7th Coalition of Alba.
- : NewImperia endorsed The Warmongering Scaredy Cats of Pacifist Cowards.
- : NewImperia endorsed The Eutopia of Evrigenis.
- : NewImperia was endorsed by The Empire of EmpireBR.
- : NewImperia was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Massaaraloo.
- : NewImperia was endorsed by The Westmorian Protectorate of Agave.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 149 » Danelaw Scandinavia, Empire of Dabiristan, The Holy Rat, CheeseBurrito, Romanoddle Republic, New Leganes, Arabia and Pakistan, Bundes Republic Deutschland, Custosia, Husseberg, Cacnesia, Republiae, Dremaur, Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, Verconia, Hieggary, La Xinga, Troc, Goodnamesarerare, The people of Gabon, Evdon, Kangarawa, The One True Ethiopia, Adolanta, Marrabuk, Debluu, Pakitsk, Some random ass nation, Kadekoland, Amabilis, The Atlotl Archipelago, The Nightmare and Dreams, Apulon, Axdel, Merlovich, Abtracnt, Wakeopolis, Harro Waarudho, The Empire of Rijelv, Sandboxford, Propwash, Nova Yoruha, Atrocha, Cymru Broadcasters, Floridian Australia, Huo Rage Ham, The Almighty Country, Bai Lung, Burayan, A mean old man, and 99 others.The FreeState Dominion, Roissyland, Reynar, Central Snowia, Satroju, The Digital Rights Collective, The Soviet Texas Union, Estande, Chinesasia, Aivintis, Daravon, Stellar Colonies, Yossito II, Lecardio, Iduki, Grid 32, New Chili, Seri Tai Republic, Cupil, Haltyas, Slonful, Konyai, Estados Unidos de Nueva Galicia, Tassirion, Vervian Desire, Drunken Seal Islands, Arleat, Rainbow Vests, Montanpique, Maltitalerland, Barfleur, Klonazepam, Bimstrydellyf, The Holy Caltro, Zoranya, Singapore3, The United States Of Harbinger, Dalia Porphyra, The planet nation, East Malaysia, Chipi-Chapa, Grimmerdhore, Lanagon, Impia Aghte, Akhaar, Elejamie, Eldana, Roliganistan, North Abandonia, Kaigi, Enlil, From New World, Kublam, Ospuze, Irizia, Unger under over, Kalaratri, Katalantana, Modra, Mariarty, Northern Guyeds Koblinge, Ridann, Opyra, Adavan, Anfair, Her Malue, ReReReRepublic, Zukchiva, Kriov, Kyrisland, Vallangast, Constervatania, Henren, Iodinia, Hizuru, The Brazilian Freedom States, Frankino, Trulu, Slys Paws, Laurentrum, Kuberistan, Gem, Awqnia, Sacred Empire of Chile, FrankieMania, Foksan, Resaaria, Lantros, Bobadyk, Reborn Bulgaria, Slongs, Crestor, Evrigenis, Agave, Massaaraloo, EmpireBR, Vussul, Zanithia, and Hunterdon.