The State of the Consortiums of Hyreen is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Helman Agenvir with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.05 billion Hyreenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vonsrenburg. The average income tax rate is 80.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Hyreenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,238 trillion credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 305,875 credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Constituents prefer a carrot and boomstick approach to dealing with politicians, life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average, weekends are spent tilting at windmills, and jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hyreen's national animal is the phoenix, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Hyreen is ranked 291,203^rd in the world and 1,257^th in Europeia for Nicest Citizens, with 0.18 average smiles per day.