The Democratic African Power of Jobenheim is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Alfie Madasen with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 3.836 billion Jobenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dar es Salaam. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jobenian economy, worth 608 trillion Jobenian Shillings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,655 Jobenian Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Handsome young men are forced into uniforms by their dominant elders, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, and Alfie Madasen steals from the rich and gives to the needy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jobenheim's national animal is the African Fish Eagle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Jobenheim is ranked 14,176^th in the world and 81^st in Europeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 95.24 law-abiding acts per hour.