The Grand LGBTQIA Swiftie of Raustria is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Meredith Grey with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 3.562 billion Raustrians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lesólia. The average income tax rate is 81.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Raustrien economy, worth 444 trillion Cónstantions a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 124,885 Cónstantions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, the new one Cónstantion coin also makes a handy throwing-star, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, and octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Raustria's national animal is the Pollovian Devocola, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Raustria is ranked 28,622^nd in the world and 145^th in Europeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 83.69 law-abiding acts per hour.