The Radical Federation of Klatonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Klatonia with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ban on automobiles, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 12.324 billion Klatonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 43.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Klatonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,348 trillion klas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,428 klas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills, foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Klatonia, and future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Klatonia's national animal is the cheetah, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Klatonia is ranked 249,102^nd in the world and 1,185^th in Europeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 53.21 law-abiding acts per hour.