The Federal Republic of Klovak is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Matej Muhoberac with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, parental licensing program, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 5.814 billion Klovaks are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petrinja. The average income tax rate is 88.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Klovakian economy, worth 803 trillion Kožas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 138,229 Kožas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

This year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, most of the population has had bad experiences with hoes, and edutainment video games are taking Klovak's students to the next level. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Klovak's national animal is the Antelope, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Klovak is ranked 161,369^th in the world and 3,008^th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 444.75 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.