The Communities of Makarna is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its absence of drug laws, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.343 billion Makarna are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and International Aid also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Makarna economy, worth 170 trillion sotas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 23,230 sotas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, Leader has just been declared ruler of Makarna in an international press conference, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Makarna's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Makarna is ranked 90,018^th in the world and 2,289^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.18 law-abiding acts per hour.