The Protectorate of Llanfyrhall is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its digital currency, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 565 million Llanfyrhallians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galaidolen. The average income tax rate is 57.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Llanfyrhallian economy, worth 75.0 trillion firas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,756 firas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever, a third of Llanfyrhallians are e-certified CEOs, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, and the wheel has been patented by at least a hundred people. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Llanfyrhall's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Llanfyrhall is ranked 269,061^st in the world and 6,552^nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring -235.19 on the Scary Big Number Scale.