The Democratic Federation of New Transeurasia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Noemi Kuzma with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and aversion to nipples. The quiet, industrious population of 15.984 billion Eurasians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskva. The average income tax rate is 77.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eurasian economy, worth a remarkable 2,612 trillion Rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,437 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

If foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to New Transeurasia, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach, some people will do literally anything to be in the spotlight, and unsolved crimes are often pinned on veterans with PTSD. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Transeurasia's national animal is the Eurasian Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Transeurasia is ranked 277,534^th in the world and 10,463^rd in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring -307.18 on the Scary Big Number Scale.