The Disputed Territories of NotEthiopia is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, compulsory military service, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, devout population of 364 million NotEthiopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 43.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse NotEthiopian economy, worth 34.1 trillion Not Birrs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,556 Not Birrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children seem to be getting better at lying these days, being Leader has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. NotEthiopia's national animal is the Not a lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

NotEthiopia is ranked 175,247^th in the world and 3,275^th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 129.64 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.