The Constitutional Monarchy of Novaregia is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 475 million Novaregians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 24.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Novaregian economy, worth 28.8 trillion deniers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,669 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads, coalition governments are essential to passing new laws, and a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's. Crime is totally unknown. Novaregia's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Novaregia is ranked 138,989^th in the world and 692^nd in Europeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.04 law-abiding acts per hour.