The Kingdom of Of washingtonia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 794 million Washingtonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olympirnia. The average income tax rate is 12.8%.

The thriving Washingtonian economy, worth 76.8 trillion glaziers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,704 glaziers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

It is a crime to operate a combine harvester while intoxicated, toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam", discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, and private records are being put online with a convenient "download" button. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Of washingtonia's national animal is the Salmon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Of washingtonia is ranked 144,918^th in the world and 726^th in Europeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.55 law-abiding acts per hour.