The Republic of Oversimpfied is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, smutty television, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, devout population of 903 million Oversimpfiedians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oversimpfied City. The average income tax rate is 63.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Oversimpfiedian economy, worth 53.5 trillion Rendezvouses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,234 Rendezvouses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Students do more community service than homework, Oversimpfied's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, and nocturnal light pollution is mostly blue. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oversimpfied's national animal is the Peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Oversimpfied is ranked 79,812^th in the world and 1,463^rd in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,750.07 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.