The Fantabulousness of Pichtonia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Me with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 17.395 billion Pichtos enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pridetown. The average income tax rate is 75.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Pichto economy, worth a remarkable 1,660 trillion Peanuts a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 95,462 Peanuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, millions of Pichtos are excellent swimmers, commemoration of the Great Europeia War costs almost as much as the war itself, and human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pichtonia's national animal is the Fairy, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Brewdaism.

Pichtonia is ranked 40,329^th in the world and 205^th in Europeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.69 law-abiding acts per hour.