The Aspiring Arcadians of Pygania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Daryush J Trayast with an even hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 13.316 billion Pyganians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anquas. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Pyganian economy, worth a remarkable 6,329 trillion vrigs a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 475,320 vrigs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only, it's a comma comma comma comma comma rebellion, new homeowners go furniture hunting with crowbars, and corporate executives continue to enjoy generous tax benefits while the public is taxed to the hilt. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pygania's national animal is the boar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Zoroastrianism.

Pygania is ranked 286,828^th in the world and 114^th in India for Most Primitive, scoring -485.56 on the Scary Big Number Scale.