The Federal Republic of Bharatvarsh174 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.568 billion Bharatvarsh174ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Delhi. The average income tax rate is 82.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bharatvarsh174ian economy, worth 181 trillion Ruppees a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 115,603 Ruppees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in New Delhi, teach an angler how to phish and he can make a living, and citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Bharatvarsh174. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Bharatvarsh174's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bharatvarsh174 is ranked 277,583^rd in the world and 103^rd in India for Most Primitive, scoring -307.39 on the Scary Big Number Scale.