The Federal Republic of Randomskaya is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Akira Tanaka with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.591 billion Radomists have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Randomstadt. The average income tax rate is 70.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Randomist economy, worth 532 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 148,262 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, and droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Randomskaya's national animal is the Bocchi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Randomskaya is ranked 119,603^rd in the world and 2,193^rd in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,523.27 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.