The Socialist Imperium of RPC Authority is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Mahamed with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6.369 billion RPC Authorityians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pendragon. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient RPC Authorityian economy, worth a remarkable 1,006 trillion Sirms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 158,014 Sirms, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene, Mahamed's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers, and both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RPC Authority's national animal is the Centaur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of the Feral housewife.

RPC Authority is ranked 4,343^rd in the world and 63^rd in The Leftist Assembly for Safest, scoring 133.27 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.