The Federal Republic of Kawany is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Kawani with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.018 billion Kawanyians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kawanygrad. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kawanyian economy, worth a remarkable 4,058 trillion Dinars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 213,403 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, hockey players who drop their gloves discard them on abandoned baseball mitts, and corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kawany's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secular.

Kawany is ranked 2,296^th in the world and 42^nd in The Leftist Assembly for Nicest Citizens, with 68.58 average smiles per day.