The Republic of Saint God Lanion is a small, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 20 million Saint God Lanionians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 27.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Saint God Lanionian economy, worth 985 billion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 49,288 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, and biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint God Lanion's national animal is the Orca.

Saint God Lanion is ranked 95,406^th in the world and 1,737^th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,246.86 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.