The Republic of San Loro is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic, devout population of 799 million Loroans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 18.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient San Loroan economy, worth 28.3 trillion American Dollars a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,381 American Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses, the government snoops on private internet connections, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, and military spending is on the increase. Crime is almost non-existent. San Loro's national animal is the White-bellied parrot, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

San Loro is ranked 158,325^th in the world and 793^rd in Europeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.44 law-abiding acts per hour.