The Commonwealth of Some random ass nation is a huge, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 395 million Some random ass nationians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Some random ass city. The average income tax rate is 48.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Some random ass nationian economy, worth 25.9 trillion currencies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,485 currencies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nobody likes bad boys any more, Leader's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, the Some Random Ass Nationian Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely, and major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Some random ass nation's national animal is the kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Some random ass nation is ranked 84,590^th in the world and 1,545^th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,591.25 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.