The Democratic Republic of Suomaajland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Augustus Kroenecker with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, national health service, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.922 billion Suomaajs hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vaarlemborg. The average income tax rate is 72.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Suomaajish economy, worth 228 trillion Kronor a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,031 Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pawn shop reality shows dominate basic cable, Augustus Kroenecker is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions, and citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suomaajland's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Suomaajland is ranked 5,929^th in the world and 106^th in the West Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 44.11 average smiles per day.