The Empire of The Federated States of Germania is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, disturbing lack of elderly people, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 467 million Germanians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frankfurt. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Germanian economy, worth 59.4 trillion Ruhrmarks a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 127,215 Ruhrmarks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,018,025 per year while the poor average 3,713, a ratio of 274 to 1.

A citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true, there's a bright dawn ahead for The Federated States of Germania, citizens have to identify all the polar bears in a blizzard photo in order to access their bank account, and good-looking doctors are obliged by law to give foot rubs to Leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Federated States of Germania's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

The Federated States of Germania is ranked 92,335^th in the world and 456^th in Europeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.95 law-abiding acts per hour.