The Realm of The Oan Isles is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Rangitanga-a-te-Moana with a fair hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.134 billion Oans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tokapa. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Oan economy, worth a remarkable 3,030 trillion Kiribs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 167,109 Kiribs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government loves seeing the little people fight, surprising numbers of poor people are protesting against taxing the rich, the tightness of border controls in The Oan Isles leave a little to be desired, and passengers often cause a stink on public transport. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Oan Isles's national animal is the Makoa Rakau, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mauism.

The Oan Isles is ranked 1,234^th in the world and 34^th in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 158.65 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.