The Grand Duchy of Malvekia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Dubont Stilwell with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.022 billion Malvekians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sol Malvekia. The average income tax rate is 81.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Malvekian economy, worth 473 trillion Malvekian Shillings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 156,563 Malvekian Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vaccinations are mandatory, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Sol Malvekia Times is sold out, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, and the nation's nuclear defence policy is to "turn the other cheek". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malvekia's national animal is the Mountain Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Sanguis Christianity.

Malvekia is ranked 272,137^th in the world and 4,845^th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.67 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.