The Dictatorship of The United Sovereign State is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Last Dictator with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.991 billion Sovereignians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.8%.

The frighteningly efficient United Sovereign Statean economy, worth 391 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 196,614 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, the nation is wading into dangerous waters, punitive tariffs protect local industry, and returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United Sovereign State's national animal is the Cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

The United Sovereign State is ranked 290,116^th in the world and 1,252^nd in Europeia for Nicest Citizens, with 0.21 average smiles per day.